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Anonymous 

How do you get poo out of a carpet and sofa? Yep, both. It's f**king everywhere. 😫

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Celine Bell 
You start by pouring an enormous glass of wine for yourself, lighting a scented candle, and having a cry. Then....If your carpet can take it, use vanish oxy carpet spray. If it's wool and precious then I have no idea but bicarbonate of soda works a treat to get the smell of toddler puke out so might help. Strength and honour 💩
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Celine Bell 
You start by pouring an enormous glass of wine for yourself, lighting a scented candle, and having a cry. Then....If your carpet can take it, use vanish oxy carpet spray. If it's wool and precious then I have no idea but bicarbonate of soda works a treat to get the smell of toddler puke out so might help. Strength and honour 💩

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